Largest Budget Allocation: The Wasilla Pipeline To God
Advice For Women Beginning In Politics: "If you work hard and keep your nose clean, you too can have a rich, powerful man come and whisk you off to Washington."
Beauty Contest Victories: 1984 Miss Wasilla, 1984 Miss Alaska, 2008 Republican Vice-Presidential Nomination
Unwed Pregnant Teens Receiving Funding From Palin Administration: 1
General Political Philosophy: Chestnut brown with amber highlights
Showing posts with label The Onion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Onion. Show all posts
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Sunday, April 6, 2008
The statistics: Reasons for novel's rejection
9%: Love no longer a universal theme
12%: Too many hyphens
22%: Mispelled the word "lotion" on page 367
20%: Cover had Oprah disapproval sticker
18%: Agent not in story as promised
19%: Could be fatally exciting
from The Onion
12%: Too many hyphens
22%: Mispelled the word "lotion" on page 367
20%: Cover had Oprah disapproval sticker
18%: Agent not in story as promised
19%: Could be fatally exciting
from The Onion
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